They Might Be Giants - Miniature Sidewalk Whirlwind lyrics

Trying to avoid Being hit in the leg By the bag that is going Around and around In the miniature sidewalk whirlwind But the crumpled-up bag Moves exactly as fast As the speed at which you walk To avoid being hit in the leg Aaaah To the amusement of others You are hit in the leg By the bag And as soon as it touches your leg It's completely attached Trying to pull off the bag while still casually walking Only increases the merriment So at first you consider violence against the onlookers But then on second thought Maybe the bag La la-la La-la la-la La-la la-la La-la la-la la Buppah-ba ba-ba Buppah-ba ba-ba Buppah-ba ba-ba ba Ba ba ba buppah buppah ba ba Buppah buppah buppah ba Buppah-buppah-buppah-buppah-buppah ba But it's made out of some kind Of stretchy new plastic That cannot be ripped in half Sadly you walk on in anger and shame Not considering the fate of the very next one Who will try to avoid being hit in the leg By the bag that is going around and around In the miniature sidewalk whirlwind Ever and always Around the world Everywhere you go There will always be those Who will try to avoid being hit in the leg By the bag that is going around and around In the miniature sidewalk whirlwind Miniature sidewalk whirlwind Miniature sidewalk whirlwind Miniature sidewalk whirlwind