Thank you for going back in time And thwarting my a**a**in And while we’re laughing about it I know you didn’t really do that This was a test and you failed Before you fire I should inform you One of us is a double I took the trouble to swap ties Somebody taps you on the shoulder You don't know who is your friend Let’s all just take a deep breath And slowly lower our weapons to the floor I am alone in the three part folding mirror On the bathroom door I am alone in the three part folding mirror On the bathroom door Everyone take off your disguises I see you and your brother Dressed as each other this time So now it appears the double crossers Have been too clever by half The fox has been outfoxed again The row of smug expressions All arrayed around are wiped away so Let’s all just take a deep breath And slowly lower our weapons to the floor I am alone in the three part folding mirror On the bathroom door I am alone in the three part folding mirror On the bathroom door I'm by myself in the three part folding mirror On the bathroom door