They Might Be Giants - Towson (Recher Theatre) lyrics

When you head out tonight In your quest for excellence in theater I won't be there I slammed my finger in the car door by accident But I salute you in your ongoing quest For excellence in theater What's it like in there? I will never know The Recher Theatre in Towson And the secret Rock show [spoken:] this will make more sense as we go As you navigate the rotary On your way to park your car by the theater I'll hold your sweater My leg is in a bear trap, I'm unable to attend But I applaud you and I'll jealously read your blog After the show What's it like in there? I will never know The Recher Theatre in Towson And the secret Rock show I have stood outside the entrance for 25 of your earth years I've mastered breathing oxygen And learned the human art Of wearing clothes But I shall never have the pleasure Of knowing what goes on In that theatre What's it like in there? I will never know The Recher Theatre in Towson And the secret Rock show What's it like in there? I will never know The Recher Theatre in Towson And the secrrrrrrreeeeeeeeet Rock show Normally we would play that again just to try to get it right, but...