They Might Be Giants - You Don't Like Me lyrics

I know what you're thinking I can read your mind In your thoughts it's obvious You don't like me From across a crowded room you can feel me staring And you know that I can see how it is There's so much pleasure to be had from mystery and secret plans But you don't like me 'Cause I can read your mind I can see the future Like it's in the past You will never be my friend You don't like me I know what you're thinking I can read your mind In your thoughts it's obvious You don't like me You like cigarettes, swimming laps, potato chips, Battleship, cats, and Court TV You like shadow puppets, Woody Harrelson, reading in the bath, Nirvana, and baseball caps You can hear me talking Right up till I stop When I do, I'm gone to you But you are always there I can hear the friendly words of advice that I'd be offered If I had a friend to offer me advice I'd be told to let it go and that I care too much But this is not about me And you don't want to know I can see the future Like it's in the past You will never be my friend You don't like me You like Bollywood, snow machines, daguerreotypes, beauty contests, and cruise control You like booster rockets, cutting with a fork, Terminator 2, the morning, and William Tell