They Might Be Giants - If I Wasn't Shy lyrics

If i wasn't shy If i wasn't shy I'd burn all the uniforms I'd burn all the "ask me" bu*tons I'd burn all the intercoms I'd burn all the time clock cards If i wasn't shy If i wasn't shy I'd steal somebody's cadillac I'd steal anything i lack I'd steal all the microphones From all the masters of ceremony If i wasn't shy If i wasn't shy I'd ask you, if you don't mind, To kiss you a hundred times If i wasn't shy If i wasn't shy