Everything I say is true And for your delight I have such a tale for you Can you stand the excitement? I had a beautiful sleep And I had some beautiful dreams My family was there And we laughed and we laughed The alarm clock rang and I gasped I woke up with a long white beard A long white beard A long white beard Like Zeus on Mount Olympus With a long white beard And eyebrows most surprisingly long Last night I walked in my sleep And last night I talked while I dreamed My grandma was there And she gave me some cocoa But when I awoke, it was loco I woke up with a ten foot tail A ten foot tail A ten foot tail And just like a sleepwalker With a ten foot tail Some collectibles were knocked to the ground