They Might Be Giants - Definition Of Good lyrics

Oh, definition of good Clams secretly smiling at clam jokes Oh, definition of good Conversations in fake Russian accent Food that’s colored wrong, ping pong balls are eyes Blanket over the dinner table makes a house Spin until you fall down, president in a wig Cardboard box that a large appliance came in Oh, definition of good Two flamingos engaging in a fruit fight Oh, definition of good Listening to the work of Captain Beefheart Paper cup for a snout, everyone in a pile Mixing pieces from two different board games Sleeping in the bathtub, candy wax lips Thing that’s stored in a larger version of itself Oh, definition of good Unbelievably real shadow puppets Masterminding a scheme Hide and seek with a dog Arm that stretches around the world and taps your arm Oh, definition of good Understanding a complicated puzzle Laughing at the same thing Looking into your eyes Knowing everything that the other is thinking