I'm not much of a natural dancer But I've got a friend who's a natural dancer You could call her a jumpin' bean She's got ants in her pants, and she's gonna dance I know a girl who's a jumpin' bean She's got keys and a token when she hits the scene Yeah, I know a girl who's got a record machine She acts like David Lee Roth when he turned 21 I know a girl who's a natural dancer With a cape and a hat, she's a natural dancer She coughs, and she laughs, and she makes a lot of calls And all of the people applaud as she leaves the store (Damn good times) As she leaves the store, all of the people applaud (Damn good times) As she leaves the store, as she leaves the store (Damn good times) All of the people applaud (Damn good times) Can she do the karaoke, yes, she can, but she won't 'Cause she's highly qualified, and she's not a joke When it comes to opera, she is ossified So all of you operas better step aside When my friend got amnesia She can't remember the show she saw Like the one with the guy with amnesia Who got off of the island on a helicopter I know a girl who's a natural dancer With a cape and a hat, she's a natural dancer She coughs, and she laughs, and she makes a lot of calls And all of the people applaud as she leaves the store (Damn good times) As she leaves the store, all of the people applaud (Damn good times) As she leaves the store, as she leaves the store (Damn good times) All of the people applaud (Damn good times)