Verse 1 So its just another Thursday, was never one for simple word play Not to be a cliche, but I'm thirsty Need to relieve this stress in the worst way Just got out of cla** and its somebody's birthday Just another way to go broke again But a man who buys a drink is a girl's best friend So emptying your wallet is the thing to do Though half these girls don't even want to leave with you But I'm thinking 50/50 ain't bad for a big city Getting laid is not a chance its a given Out of 4 million women that could be inside your linens Just one of them will give it up quickly Don't matter who, just need something to do And the way things look, I'm going home with you I'll text my girlfriend and tell her I'm coming home late Get rid of your roommate and f** you like its our first date Chorus And I won't remember your name and face or taste, got nothing to tell my friends Its just one night we repeat three times (three times, three times), the weakend The weakend (x4) Verse 2 It's crazy how you can lose a whole day to a shot gla** Can't fly that close to the sun and not crash Rolling out of bed and its 4pm To be honest, I don't know where f** I am Hungover, but TGIF My girlfriend seems more mad than when I left But I'm a spend the rest of the day with her Until it comes time for last night to re occur And when I go out, I forget her name She's just a girl, they're all the same It's just s**, there's no regrets I mean every word of what I drunk text So if you're just looking for a one night stand Then I promise, girl, you're talking to the right man And you'll probably remember that you f**ed a star But I know I won't remember who the hell you are Chorus Bridge I've got too many thoughts trapped in my head But living this way, I'll end up dead And I should be good to my girlfriend But man I just get weaker every weekend