Thewz - f** Your Couch lyrics

[Verse 1] Well well, I'm a little out of practice Let's lighten the tension, lol fat kids f*ggots always want to backflip on my mattress But this is not Neverland, Michael's in his casket Too soon? f** it, I've been drinking Blue Moons Tyler Perry and Rocket, see that, two coons New Moon, Bella Swan dive Into an empty pool, Terri Schiav- O lord somebody pull the plug yo I'm trippin' I saw Rebecca Black and my dick started drippin' Friday, Friday, chillin at the bus stop With a duffle bag full of Nicki Minaj's bu*t shots Looking for some trannies I could endow with new fannies Then snatch a couple high schoolers so I can sell these xanies Panties, I sniff em. m-i-l-f's, I get em Women, who can't cook or clean, I hit em I like my beer kinda like my violence Domestic as f**, what? Hit my wife and my kids Never close my eyelids, meth keeps me up late Haven't slept in two weeks, here's another mixtape Catch me in the mall screaming spanish in my mobile phone At my Asian b**h like "porque no tomas me corazon?" Lost in translation, ‘cause she keeps speaking Cantonese I'm like that's great you have a voice but b**h why aren't you on your knees? I'm a sick, sick ba*tard Who popped your girl's hymen like Roth, not Asher Thrasher, no I'm not talking about the magazine I'm talking how I move when I'm double fisting cups of lean Smoking green, burning Buddha Playing russian roulette with six bullets in a German ruger Every shot's a f**ing win Pour another gla** of gin and let the magic begin Jumping in the tub with a toaster oven Burning to a crisp, but my neighbors just think I'm smoking something I've tried suicide like 5 times Maybe I'm Bill Murray or a p**y with 9 lives But if the groundhog sees its shadow Then I'mma sniff a line like Kony's kids before a battle a**hole? I don't know if I am but probably White girls like me cause I'm a little bit chocolatey Black girls like me cause I barely get ashy And Asian girls love me, wait that was just Ashley Actually, I'mma go back to the liquor store Get plastered, flash my meat and pray that Kim's a carnivore