Skipper in the wardroom drinkin' gin Hey yo, chicken on a raft! I don't mind knockin', but I ain't goin' in! Hey yo, chicken on a raft! The jimmy's laughin' like it'd rain Hey yo, chicken on a raft! He's lookin' at me comic cuts again! Hey yo, chicken on a raft! Cho:Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning Oh, what a terrible sight to see Dabtoes forward and the dustmen aft Sittin' there a'pickin' at a chicken on a raft! Hi, ho, chicken on a raft! Hey, ho, chicken on a raft! Hi, ho, chicken on a raft! Hey, ho, chicken on a raft! Gave me the middle and the forenoon too Now I'm pullin' on a whalin' crew Seagulls wheelin' overhead I oughter be home in me featherbed! I had a little girl in Donny-B And did she make a fool of me Her heart was like a pusser's shower Run hot to cold in a quarter of an hour! We kissed goodbye on a midnight bus She didn't cry and she didn't fuss Am I that one she loves the best Or just a cuckoo in another man's nest? An amazon girl lived in Dumfries Only had her kids in two's and three's She's got a sister in Maryhill Says she won't but I think she will!