The Wurzels - Blackbird lyrics

[Chorus] Where be that Blackbird to? I know where he be, He be up yon Wurzel tree, And I be after he! Now I sees he, And he sees I, Buggered if I don't get ‘en With a gurt big stick I'll knock ‘im down Blackbird I'll ‘ave he! La la la la la la La la la la la la ‘Ow's ‘E Father? (Audience Answer) Alright! All me life I'm on the farm, workin' for me keep Tendin' pigs and chickens, and they cows and sheep But everywhere I'm workin', there's one who always mocks me He hidin' somewhere in the trees, blackbird I'll ‘ave he! [Chorus] Underneath the open sky in spring we loves to dine We likes to ‘ear the flappin' of the missus washin' line We listens to a tuneful song, a blackbird or a tit, But on me vest and underpants he scored a direct hit! [Chorus] If I goes out poachin', a creepin' through the fields, With me old retriever, a followin' at me heels. If I aim me shotgun at a pheasant in the hay That bloody blackbird starts his row and frightens him away! [Chorus] No longer can I sleep at night, get peace of any kind, That bird'll be the d**h of me, he's prayin' on me mind! If I chase him long enough, I'll get ‘en by and by, And celebrate me vict'ry with a girt big blackbird pie! [Chorus]