The Wurzels - Combine Harvester (Brand New Key) lyrics

I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night (Ooh ar ooh ar) I threw me pitch fork at your dog to keep quiet (Ooh ar ooh ar) Now somethin's tellin' me, that you'm avoidin' me (Ooh ar ooh ar) Come on now darlin' you got somethin' I need Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43 Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key She made I laugh, haha I'll Stick by you I'll give you all that ya need (Ooh ar ooh ar) We'll have twins and triplets I'm a man built for speed (Ooh ar ooh ar) And yu know I'll love ya darlin' so give me ur hand (Ooh ar ooh ar) But the thing I want the most is all the acres of land Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give u the key Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43 Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key Pphhwooaaarrr she's a lovel bit of stuff an'all For seven long years I've been alone in this place (Ooh ar ooh ar) Eat sleep in the kitchen it's a proper disgrace (Ooh ar ooh ar) Now if I cleaned it up would ya change our mind (Ooh ar ooh ar) I'll give up drinkin' scrumpy and that lager and lime Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give u the key Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43 Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key Who loves ya baby, HA Weren't we grand couple at that last wurzel dance I wore brand new gaters and me cordyroy pants In your new sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand We had our photos tooken us holding hands Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key Now that we'm both past our 50's I think that you and me Should stop this galivanting and will you marry me Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give ou the key Aarrr, you're a fine lookin woman and I can't wait to get me hands on yur land haha