The Tuna Helpers - Evil Queen lyrics

Meet the queen She will feed you her jellybean babies Crying "sugar!" in her tummy She is fat she is mean But she will never be stingy with her honey And I've never tasted so sweet in my life Fingers and toes as sticky as rice I've never tasted so sweet So I think she must be wonderful (how can it be? It tastes so sweet! Its just honey but it's poisoning me!) Now the king claps his hands And three tiny little people begin dancing With our bodies And this king he is fat enough to hide 100 daggers underneath his purple robe I've never tasted so sleepy in my life Sugar plum fairies keep shutting my eyes I've never tasted so sleepy so I close my eyes And now we have fallen underneath a purple cloud I hear a woman laugh as I feel my tongue fall out I've never tasted so afraid (underneath his purple robe The honey is our only hope... My eyes are swollen my mouth is open The honey is our only hope...) She's a mother she'll feed you twice once with sugar And twice with her knife Meet the queen She feeds tongues to her jellybean babies Crying "sugar!" in her tummy