Nothing tickles my fancy Nothing catches my eye these days But I'm better off this way It was nice while it lasted It was fun for a day But I'm better off this way Well don't call me up I'm quite happy by myself And I'm sure that you're happy too with somebody else You're back on the west side I'm licking my scratches You are out on the town I bet I'm knocking the screen door latch It wasn't all it was cracked up to be But I'm better off this way, you see Well don't call me up Oh, I'm quite happy here by myself And I'm sure that you're happy too with somebody else Now I'm on the roadside born under a bad sign I was driving a d**h-track Even I can be xxxxxx They say it is high time that we call it a day But I'm better off this way Yeah, I'm better off this way But I'm better off this way