The Stupendium - Fiend Like Me lyrics

{verse 1} Tune into your favorite station Peruse any news publication See the states of the states and nations Corporations, inflation, invasions Well i say that they could take some Intercontinental consolidation One flag emblazoned with my face on And i don't plan on an application Introducing villainy squared Just your standard reclusive trillionaire With a maniacal air, and a violent flare Vibrant tyrant enshrined in a stylish chair You can find me there on my island lair Where the sirens blare, as i stride in striking fear With the slightest glare, i'm not playing fair Step aside for thе frightful heir So you'd better gеt to polishing your white flags I've a plethora of monuments to hijack Shrink the senate, use the columns as a spice rack And enveloping the commons in a flytrap Minions all over my map Turn your dominion into a nice back Yard for my kingdom, your income might lapse Might have to squint at the price, on the ransom price tag (spoken) you know, i've just realized that this dotted line around the globe is supposed to be the equator... I always thought of it more as a 'cut here' {chorus} If all the world's a stage, then i shall play my part You may say it's cliché, but i say that it's an art Every deck needs a knave, to come and stack the cards The world may be yours to save, but it's mine to tear apart One bu*ton's all it takes, to set the earth a-quaking Or is the world afraid, and the planet started shaking? You'd need tectonic plates, to serve the schemes i'm baking And the menu for today, is some world domination {verse 2} I'm the meanest genius scheme unfurler Genus steeped in burglars, murderers Fiend weekly's champ moustache twirler I cheated, i used curlers Yes, my amusements bamboozle A glamorous ruse to confuse all Your plans to tamper and snoop, you're delusional Can't see no scheme, while you're schmoozing my valets Casino screen obscures my base So if you don't want a day to rue, let's just play the roulette, forget the backstage But if you do sleuth through to my sanctum I've a few new tools here to have fun Like a tank full of man-eating plankton Or a smooth henchman with a handgun So whilst i'm busy dislodging norway You'll spend all day dodging my saw blades Raising my pinball scoresheet, freak in the broadsheets, rude goldberg in the hallways Stay between the laser beams You still won't make it face to face with me Your agency just paid you to take, a vacation in my interrogation seat One wrong step in my bullion vaults And you're gonna be met with a billion volts But if you do pocket any ill-gotten profits, then i'll dock it via rocket, from the minion at fault My management skills are uniquely stirring When lacking in diligent measly servants Having one killed with the team observing Works magic on building the weak's subservience (spoken) see i think i'd make a perfect leader, i'm very hands on, and by that i mean my hand's on this big red bu*ton That may or may not do something, terrible to the moon's gravity Don't worry, i'll write you a lovely orbit-uary {chorus} If all the world's a stage, then i shall play my part You may say it's cliché, but i say that it's an art Every deck needs a knave, to come and stack the cards The world may be yours to save, but it's mine to tear apart You secretly live below, my laser-mounted space station You may need to think it over, but if i get bored of waiting I'll be beaming tic-tac-toe, between the borders of your nations Want to keep the swiss plateau?, then give me world domination {verse 3} I've minions poised and entrapped informers Villains exploiting the map's four corners Off to deploy my outlandish orders Warrants are void, international waters If i steal her bling, do i have to wait For the queen of england to abdicate? Shrink rays are aimed so why raze the place? Turn your famed locations to paperweights Now your monument's stored in a portable size Does my offer seem more of an affordable price? Your democracy's nice, but you ought to comply Or i'll alter your mind, via the water supply Reports coming live, of a sort of device That authorities describe, as an orb in the sky It's absorbing the light, and distorting the ice Till your tenth-story penthouse, is caught in the tide Forces of justice ought to give up 'fore i bore through the crust And get awfully destructive Force down your government's doors, then i'll bust in Awesomely scored by a chorus of trumpets Rulers you foolishly trust to prevent my ascent Just uselessly buckle and bend If your throne ever feels comfortable then Remember, all good things come to an end {chorus} If all the world's a stage, then i shall play my part You may say it's cliché, but i say that it's an art Every deck needs a knave, to come and stack the cards The world may be yours to save, but it's mine to tear apart That stylish new telephone, home appliance sensation Rewrites your genetic code, every time the tone is playing So i'm sure to get your vote, for my new administration Detonator's set to blow, for some world domination {outro} It's too late to stop me By now the laser dolphins are in position and all the world leaders at the beachside peace summit and barbecue has been incinerated I'll be sure to notify their next of fin (laughing) oh, that was good, somebody write that down