Once again, I'm back in school I hear that this one's pretty cool Once again I am the fool As another story, now unspool Hey kid, what's your special talent? I'm rather ordinary I don't think that I have it Ah shucks, come and meet all of us Come out the fridge get on the bus Here at Hope's Peak Academy We are the stars, it's you and me For a bright shining future We hope any wounds can suture Lest we let despair win Well let's just jump on right in Another cast, another tale About twisted murder, now for sale In this dwelling of despair There is no hope, not anywhere Just students of hope and rebellion The whole thing's quite Machiavelian Whether they live or die we know you'll cry In a franchise we'll milk dry! Oh, another season? What's the need for treason? Seems to me you're whining without reason It's a dreadful story, lots of plot and thinking This mystery has got an answer but it's surely sinking If we don't try it's gonna vanish while we're busy blinking A nasty crook's abound with a plot we all smell stinking No, we can't just trust each other But we can't stay in a pother We gotta work together, be each other's friend and brother Lest I die here and never see my mother A twisted academy Everyone's after me Thought this was just a test of talent This isn't quite so gallent Call me an overachiever But I'll be a new believer In a world that's merciful if I escape the deadly folds {Song is currently lost, lyrics need updating if full is found}