The Simpsons - Hail To Thee, Kamp Krusty lyrics

Hi, everybody, I'm Krusty, the Klown, Hoohoohahahaha And I'd like to welcome the parents and all the closest living relative To Kamp Krusty On "parents and all the closest living relatives"-day We're gonna begin by singing the Kamp-Krusty-Song And then later, as a treat, some of the specially selected campers (ones who could sing), will sing it in their own special way Take it away maestro! Hail to thee Kamp Krusty By the shores of Big Snake Lake Though your swings are rusty We know they'll never break From your gleaming mess hall To your hallowed baseball field And your spick and span infirmary Where all our wounds are healed Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty Below Mount Avalanche We will always love Kamp Krusty Lets rock this party, come on Otto Man Hail to thee Kamp Krusty I'm the transportation dude I got the gig when they saw my sign It said: "I will work for food." So, hail Yeah hail, alright hail, take 'em away 'lil Lisa Hail to thee Kamp Krusty With your frequent moose attacks There are skunks, in half the bunks But at least I've got my sax And I like to play OK, Martin, dazzle 'em A pox on thee Kamp Krusty I came here to lose weight A fate most cruel, they fed me gruel And stuff that looks like bait Oh, and pox of thee Clown Krusty Your behavior gives us pause Your heart is hard, you have no regard For the state's child labour laws A pox on thee Kamp Krusty We are uning to be free We will never return to Kruhusteehee Ah, put a lid on it, Martin, lets rock this camp I hate it! Kamp Krusty! Can stand it! Kamp Krusty! Lets burn it Kamp Krusty! Lets fry it Kamp Krusty! Don't try it Kamp Krusty! Electrocute it Kamp Krusty! Lets do it! Kamp Krusty! Annihilate it! Kamp Krusty! Regurgigate it! Kamp Krusty! Refute it! Kamp Krusty! Then boot it! Kamp Krusty! I hate it! Kamp Krusty! Can't stand it Kamp Krusty! Disband it! Kamp Krusty! Nur in der Originalversion: Krusty: Wait, wait! We forgot something All: A registered trademark of the Krusty corporation. All rights reserved