The Simpsons - The president wore pearls medley lyrics

I'm not that cool I don't wear jeans I've polished an apple or two But every grape that I grubbed I grubbed it for you So call me bookworm But I'll never squirm When there's work to be done Yes, I'll take my lunch at my desk While you're all outside having fun Don't vote for me, kids of Springfield Unless you want an effective leader I'll talk to teachers I'll handle Skinner A vote for Lisa Makes you the winner! Eyes! Pearls! Smile! Hair points! Dress! Poise! Shoes! Swatch watch! I may be the new girl But you can't brain wash me Just OshKosh B'Gosh me And then leave me be To fight for kid power I must be heard not seen! I have to lead wisely Not just pimp and preen Nails! Dimples! Ears! Scrunchie! Purse! Lunchbox! Teeth! Milhouse! This cutting up suits me There's beauty within me So let's Olsen twin me Give them someone to love This grown up make over Has made me a super tween Because they are my people And I am their queen! I'm so happy with my evil plan Say goodbye to music, gym and art! Soon we will have the perfect school! Where fun and excitement never start! I'm so drunk I could barely see! But it helps me get through another day! My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt! I've got to go puke in some hay! Lisa is a fool! I think the rules are cool! I'm fallin' in the pool! Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa! Don't cry for me, kids of Springfield You can still reach me through E-mail At Smart Girl 6-3 underscore backslash At yahoo. com, at yahoo. com