The Simpsons - Dr. Zaius lyrics

[Ape 1] Help! The human's about to escape. [Troy McClure] Get your paws off me, you dirty ape! [Ape 2] (gasp) He can talk! [Ape] He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! [Troy] And I can siiiiiiiiiiing! [Ape Nurse] Oooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius! [Ape Chorus] Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! O, Dr. Zaius! [Ape 1] Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! [Troy] What's wrong with me? [Dr. Zaius] I think you're crazy. [Troy] I want a second opinion. [Dr. Zaius] You're also lazy [Ape Chorus] Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! O, Dr. Zaius! [Orangutan 1] Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! [Troy] Can I play the piano any more? [Dr. Zaius] Of course you can! [Troy] Well I couldn't before. (plays piano) [Ape Chorus] Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!