The Sensitive Nachos - I Dated A Mirage In A Garage lyrics

I dated a mirage in a garage ( garage ) I banged a table in a mirage ( mirage ) My french teacher was a mexican He smoked pot and dreamt of k**ing americans Don't tell me what to do Because I will f** you Saw an old mom over there ( mom ) He had chocolate milk in his hair ( hair ) Working at the chocolate factory ( factory ) Buying all the real friends tees ( real friends tees ) Don't tell me what to do Because I will f** you