The mid-twenty joys Around a heart that's black and blue Tatooed love boys I tore my knees up getting to you 'Cause I needed To find out what the thing was for Been reading But man the time came to explore I went apewire 'Cause I thought I'd like it Little tease But I didn't mean it But you mess with the goods, darlin', you gotta pay Yeah A good time Was guaranteed for one and all The tatoos Did target practice in the hall While waiting For their number to get called out I, I, I, I found out what the wait was about I was a good time Yeah I got pretty good At changing tires upstairs, bro I shot my mouth off and you showed me what that hole was for Now I see you All impressed and half undressed You got paint stick All over the scars and lumps and bumps Tattooed love boys Have got you where I used to lay Well ha ha, too bad But you...know...what they say "Stop snivelin' "You're gonna make some planstic surgeon a rich man." Oh but the prestige and the glory Another human interest story You...are...that