[Verse 1, Ramen King: Pink Guy] I still masturbate while eating Top Ramen At a faster rate in the bigger quantities it counts as rape When I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up out my face If you give no effort, if you got no money, then I got a cheap method Crack it open, throw it in a pan, and let it cook, b**h Now, that's a real education, f** books If you wanna make it in college, acknowledge all the flavors that be dropping mad knowledge on these p**y a** canned goods We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood, anybody want a piece of me, will have to get this Ramen first Start with the shrimp and then the fire If you're fully blazed, then this sh**'ll get you higher (Heh) 35 cents a pack 3 for a dollar, unbelievable pricing, that's the future of a blue collar worker And I'm talking about Ramen This sh**'ll fill you up when you're feeling like an African Come back when you're in the state that I'm in And say "hi" to my homeboy Top Ramen [Verse 2: Filthy Frank] Y'know when I was younger I used to want to be Thomas the Tank Engine But that sh** never happened We all have dreams It's Filthy Frank mother f**er It's Filthy Frank b**h It's Filthy Frank mother f**er It's Filthy Frank b**h [Verse 3, Big Mama: Pink Guy] Yo, big mama selling narcotta How much do it cost, b**h? None, zip, nada Run from policia? Ain't no drama Fresh new Adidas for the new-born stamina Flows so pretty I would turn around and f** it Asian girl screams That's the Bangkok Ruckus Not a crack pipe but I crack pipe vocally Pipe kids down with The black cane locally Got a thick layer of bullsh** that covers me Spying on your girl from a tree Like Discovery-Channel Bust through your Girls Vag-can*l f** her in the a** Less humps than a camel Yo, riddle this fictitious Little kiddo That rinses dishes Blow kisses to bad girls They flinch itches Mad sketchy like Craigslist ain't sh**, ya'll finish short Like a midget at the races [Verse 4, Jungle Boy: Pink Guy] Let me tell you about a thing or two If you wanna finger dudes, ride a Subaru Or do some gay sh** like Ron f**ing Harry Potter with a broom Anything regarding dicks ain't my cup of tea cause I love the poon (No?) They call me Mr. Fantastic Ass kicked rapper nasty blasting sticky ma** in a** and other fat things "Smoking blunts was a daily routine." And that's a bad impression of biggie [Biggie Smalls] Since 13, a chubby n***a on the scene [Pink Guy] But I don't mean any disrespect [Biggie Smalls] Motherf**er, come on motherf**er come on, come on motherf**er come on [Verse 5, Jungle Boy: Pink Guy] I'm so f**ing slick that Slick Ricky would slit his wrist and insist That I should be the slickest b**h since the genesis "Since the genesis?" Yeah since the genesis Cause I'm the bestestest at good grammar in these sentences [Filthy Frank] It's just a prank bro, it's just a prank