[Intro] When hinges creak in doorless chambers And strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls Whenever candlelights flicker where where the air is d**hly still That is the time when ghosts are present Practicing their terror with ghoulish delight [Verse 1] When the crypt doors creak And the tombstones quake Spooks come out for a singing wake Happy haunts materialize And begin to vocalize Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize [Verse 2] Now don't close your eyes And don't try to hide Or a silly spook may sit by your side Shrouded in a daft disguise They pretend to terrorize Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize [Verse 3] As the moon climbs high o'er dead oak tree Spooks arrive for the midnight spree Creepy creeps with eerie eyes Start to shriek and harmonize Grim grinning ghosts come out socialize [Verse 4] When you hear the knell of a requiem bell Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell Restles bones etherealize Rise as spooks of every size (Uhuhuhuahahah) [x3] [Verse 5] If you would like to join our jamboree There's a simply rule that's compulsory Mortals pay a token fee Rest in peace, the haunting's free So hurry back we would your company [End] Be sure to bring your d**h certificate If you decide to join us Make final arrangements now We've been ... dying ... to have you