Loose curls on pretty girls, spinnin' shallow mysteries Spend their time with the wrong guys who aren't the kind they claim to be Who says I'm sighing? Whatever it is, it's not that sound Lucifer's jumpin' up and down, watchin reruns of history Whatever you do, keep your head up, don't fall down Whatever you do, don't look foolish, stay healthy Whatever you do, spell all the words right, look intelligent Whatever you do, say all the right things Gumshoe crush, silly joke, hunchback sittin' on chain swing Got old, got tall, got sh**ty jobs, yeah, we ain't all we wished to be I want you to take me home