(Chorus) Who wants to go to D's Diner? (I do) Who wants to go down to D's? (me) There's a place just off the GRavenstein Where the milkshakes flow like wine The best damn breakfast Burrito You can get anywhere anytime When I think of them fried egg sandwishes Well, my mouth starts waterin' hard And them sweet potato fries And onion rings taste just right 'Cause they don't fry in lard (Chorus) Well fancy ketchup, bendy straw This aint your average ma and pa Grab a booth or sit outside Have a dose of rainbow pride Order at the window sill And watch 'em fry up there on the grill Bring your daughters, bring your sons They serve their franks on your met buns Tell your friends to come and see 'Cause no one serves it up quite like D (x2) (Chorus) House-a-Hula Burger Got teriyaki pineapple rings Caliente Burger Hot chiles that'll make you sing Malted bu*termilk pancakes all day long Malted bu*termilk pancakes all day long (Chorus)