Verse: Rule no 1 - don't be too difficult, Be generic and praise the current fashion Rule no 2 - don't bite the hand that feeds you, Follow the formula and be a star Rule no 3 - don't be yourself, Cause being ordinary's such a drag Rule no 4 - speak for the poor, Mention world peace and it'll earn you some more! Pre Chorus: We'll make you famous! We'll make you rich! And when you're out of date, We'll leave you in the ditch! Chorus: How can people be so ignorant and fall for this crap? No substance and nothing to say, no nothing to say 15 minutes of fame and then eternal shame No substance and nothing to say, no nothing to say No substance and nothing to say, Nothing to say! Verse: Rule no 5 - be the who*e, Lead MTV cribs through your front door Show all your sh**, and brag a bit It helps your friends with a Diddy 'n Pitt Rule no 6 - A chick will do the trick, show some fake titties and bling while you're at it Rule no 7 - keep the receipts, You made your mill now it's gone it's time to hit the streets! Pre Chorus: We'll make you famous! We'll make you rich! And when you're out of date, We'll leave you in the ditch! Chorus: How can people be so ignorant, and fall for this crap? No substance and nothing to say, no nothing to say 15 minutes of fame and then eternal shame, No substance and nothing to say, no nothing to say No substance and nothing to say, Nothing to say! Some kind of bridge...: Sell your soul... Sell your soul... Sell your soul... Sell your soul! Verse: Now you're looking back at your golden years, And you've forgotten the taste of imported beer, Nobody recognizes you anymore, And the irony is that you're f**ing poor! You never cared about itegrity, You adopted a boring identity, The downward spiral was deeper than you imagined, Welcome to the world of macaroni and cheese! Pre Chorus: We'll make you famous! We'll make you rich! And when you're out of date, We'll leave you in the ditch! Chorus: How can people be so ignorant, and fall for this crap? No substance and nothing to say, no nothing to say 15 minutes of fame and then eternal shame, No substance and nothing to say, no nothing to say No substance and nothing to say, Nothing to say!