The Key Of Awesome - E.T. V.D. lyrics

I get more a** than a toilet seat Cops let me sing in the f**in' street My life is an endless buffet of hoes I been pimpin ever since my voice got low Christmas is a time for charity So Ima let ya sit somewhat close to me I could be partying with hookers and blow Instead I'm here with you on the down low With you, slumming with you Hey you, you're only a two Ewwww We're dating on the down low maybe You don't need that seat in front of the fire You can stay warm with your spare tire I don't know why your self esteem is low Be sure to duck down if we see my bros My Christmas list has a wish to make you cuter Just like the chicks that work down at hooters Here comes one now girl you got to go No wait stay here and hold the mistletoe Eww I stepped in some poo Would you scrape off my shoes? They're new You look like you're going to throw up (watch the Jordans yo) Jesus was born in a barn Would you get out and push the car? We're making a left on to the interstate Why do you complain so much Your bu*t looks big with that crutch Don't forget we're going dutch Did I mention that it's Christmas I can't decide which girl I like best Maybe I should have you fight to the d**h I know I don't treat you like I should But I send you an autograph and it's all good You are not the girl that I prefer When I go out with her you can be the chauffer Here comes the turn, hey where did you go? I never really learned to drive oh nooooo That was totally rude Who are you? paternity suit? I'm screwed Lets keep this on the down low, baby Hello Hello How do you make the phone call someone back? What would Aqua man do in this situation?