The Key Of Awesome - Crying Celebrities! Britney and Miley lyrics

[Spoken Intro] Ay y'all, this is a brand new dance that's sweeping the nation This dance ain't for everybody, just the self-absorbed people It's called the crybaby, goes a little something like this When you've got a crappy show and your ratings are low You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby When your face looks like a ham and you get punched by will.i.am You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby When you say you're on the trail but you're really getting tailed You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby When those mothertruckers won't leave Britney Spears alone You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby It's always beneficial to cry When you're in the public eye It's so fun to watch celebrities suffer So baby turn on the cameras and blubber When the ASPCA won't let you give your dogs away You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby When you're tanking the lord for some meaningless award You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby Break it down now [Spoken] Alright now ladies Yeah It's time for me to show you how to do the crybaby dance And don't make me call the wambulance Put your hands on your hips Stick out your bottom lip Rub your eyes, stamp your feet Turn and complete Put your hands on your hips Stick out your bottom lip Rub your eyes, stamp your feet Turn and complete Now show your tears to the camera so everyone can see Just how hard it is to be a rich celebrity I'm sorry all you crybabies if I'm being too hard on you 'Cause you know when I'm at home And I watch TV alone I sometimes do the crybaby too Like when Frodo leaves the Shire and he says goodbye to Sam Or that very special Office when Jim married Pam The first time I saw Lost in Translation Or whenever I hear a Morgan Freeman narration When that dude's wife died in the movie Up Or the first time I saw Two Girls One Cup Or that commercial with Sarah McLachlan and the dogs and cats Wait a minute, turn off the camera, [??????] I need a minute