[Spoken Intro] Girl: You idiot! Chad Vader: I'm sorry. let me get that Girl: Nice try you creep Chad Vader: How 'bout some digits, no, oh well looks like I'll be going home alone again Obama Girl: Chad Vader Chad Vader: Obama Girl Obama Girl: Chad, you're pretty hopeless with women Chad Vader: Yep Obama Girl: I think you need a little extra dating mojo, don't you? Chad Vader: Help me Obama Girl, you're my only hope Obama Girl: Oooh-ah, Oooh-ah [Verse 1] (Get freaky) Excuse me miss but I can't help notice That you're by yourself and that's totally bogus My name is Chad but you don't have to hide Why don't you come over to my dark side Oh my god, you're a freak in a suit Get away from me before I give you the boot I may be a freak, but I want to get freaky-ayayayay I just want to get freaky-ayayayay I may be a freak, but I want to get freaky-ayayayay (He just wants to get freaky-ayayayay Ayayayay, ayayayay, ayayayay He may be a freak but he wants to get freaky-ayayayay) [Verse 2] I knew that would happen so on to the next Excuse me miss would you like to have gasp* Text, text, and yet another text All from loser guys who just wanna have s** And all the guys here are dorkbags at best Why can't I find one who's different from the rest Pardon me miss, oh wow what a hottie You light a huge fire in my cold metal body Hmmm, yeah, that's a good line I suppose that next you're gonna tell me that I'm fine I think you'll find I'm a real smooth guy Now let me tell you why (He may be a freak but he wants to get freaky) I like biking and hiking and unloading freight But I'd have to say my pa**ion is decorative plates Decorative plates, well that's a surprise You're a lot deeper than all these other guys Well now that I feel like I have a chance Check out this plate that I have in my pants Gasp*, take this plate as a sign of my affection Come home with me and see the rest of my collection Alright that's fine, now you're getting warmer But what's with the suit, are you a transformer? The suit is my lifeline, I'd be dead without it I fell into a pit but I don't like to talk about it I'm scarred, I'm hard and I am kind of peeky But that doesn't mean that I can't get freaky [Outro: Michael McDonald] He may be a freak, but he wants to get freaky He may be a freak, but he wants to get freaky He keeps forgetting why he wants to get freaky He's taking it to the freak He keeps forgetting Yeah I'm a freak yeah-eh He's getting freakier Stop it Michael McDonald I may be a freak, but I want to get freakay