The Key Of Awesome - Adam Lambert Parody lyrics

[Verse 1] When, I hang around my house I do it theatrically Is somebody watching me? Hey, oh it's you You scared the crap out of me Why are you filming me? Don't you know I hate it when You sneak up on me like that I was just about to crack you In the head with this bat So now, I'm gonna read a book And give you a dirty look Just let me read my book, god [Hook] I like to dress up Like a fabulous clown Do you like my hair up Or does it look better down? When it's emo like this I look Japanese I look like Zoolander now Hey, why are you filming me? I'm using the lavatory Doing a number three [Verse 2] Hey, by the way Did you pay the cable bill? It was on the windowsill You're hot, but you're dumber than a shoe I'm singing about a dude But they won't let me show the dude, (hey) Because parents were enrage When I was on the AMAs But they seem to be okay With Lady Gaga's vajayjay [Hook] It's totally cool When two chicks make out Everyone is amused I just put my crotch In my dancer's face And it got on the news, hey That doesn't make sense to me Ow I just hit my knee Owwww, why are you filming me? Stop revealing me Why are you filming me? Ow