The Kevin Bennett - Sonic: Enter the Sonicverse! lyrics

There's not a cloud in the sky, none in sight for some miles Today's a day for good vibes, moods, moments and smiles Just bought a brand new grill, even one for the smile Firin’ up the propane, preparing up some patties in style Amy brought some dessert and Knuckles brought the ale Tails brought some potato salad, but then my surveillance camera Notified me an egg-shaped man was trespassing Put a spatula through his head, he's well done, but I prefer medium rare Wrist wraps, punch pads, heavy bags Training boxing with Knuckles throwing some deadly jabs And I'm whacking the speed bag so rapid, you'd assume that dude rabid Then a hand tried to land one and su*ker me It was Eggman, uppercutted him Got a good workout in, then I met up with Amy She complimented my body. She said my muscles veiny Explained to me that she always crave me Probably gonna make some hedgehog babies It isn't a shock, Mister Robotnik co*k block ‘cuz he probably don't get no action lately At the casino, I'm in my zone ‘Bout to win me ten thousands bones I'm gonna be makin’ highrollers fold Royal flush that I'm bout to show Balling cuz I'm all in, lay my chips And of all of a sudden the table flips Now I'm pissed, gonna get whipped Eggman, meet my fu*kin’ whisk (Chorus) Sonic got the speed that's the reason you ain't never ever gonna come close Robotnik obsolete, no compete, Sonic keep you running ‘til your lungs slow Because you're way too slow Because you're way too slow You're way too slow You're way too slow (Verse 2) Im feeling furious, feel so freakin' ferocious now Came to the conclusion, this won't stop ‘til I shut it down I can't allow these intrusions to ruin my mood It's my cue to end it once and for all This problem gon' get resolved I'm really annoyed, what's the point that you enjoy this so much? When I want to avoid you, you soil anything that I do, now I'm boiling Broiling to the point that the boy scorching more than a blowtorch Now I'm foiling your villainous ploy I'm the hedgehog you can't destroy Now I'm inside your laboratory! This laboratory's a ghost town All I see are some egg shells and empty cartons left on the ground I turn around and spot D0oc Robotnik come out of a Hole in his flat screen, but his mustache not brown enough? Lining up a red laser right at my face and no it's not Lasik Grazing the hair to my blue-ish body, jumped out the way just like Matrix Im off the wall, gonna keep rolling like a ball I'm hardcore with the parkour and the cardio's marvelous I could even outrun a car engine He want war like the Spartans did Way too slow, I'm too hard to hit Taking out trash in the lab Hit him over the head with his own garbage bin He's in rage so he revs the engine Starts picking up momentum I'm spinning like yo-yo, go get 'em Hit him right in the chest, now he's dead, it's ended I wiping blood from my eyelids Look up and to my surprise its Not just a hole in a flat screen But a portal to another dimension It's a world of multiplied Eggmen It's how he's been reviving, I'm guessing It's time to put this sh*t to a stop, so Sonic bout to go step in (Chorus) Sonic got the speed that's the reason you ain't never ever gonna come close Robotnik obsolete, no compete, Sonic keep you running ‘til your lungs slow Because you're way too slow Because you're way too slow You're way too slow You're way too slow