I'm bored of cheap and cheerful I want expensive sadness Hospital bills, parole Open doors to madness I want you to be crazy 'coz you're borin' baby when you're Straight I want you to be crazy 'coz you're stupid baby when you're Sane I'm sick of social graces Show your sharp-tipped teeth Lose your cool in public Dig that illegal meat 'Coz love is just a dialogue You can't survive on ice-cream You got the same needs as a dog It's alright (it's alright) to be mean (to be mean) I want you to be crazy 'coz you're borin' baby when you're Straight I want you to be crazy 'coz you're stupid baby when you're Sane