Bum bum bumadum... The party was jumping When Bertha got off of her stump The whistles were blowing And everybody did the bump But all the time Bertha Had been working on a goodie Now folks call it the Bertha bu*t Boogie When Bertha bu*t did her goodie She started the Bertha bu*t Boogie No question Bum bum bumadum... When Bertha got moving Her hips were humming in the wind The ground started shaking No gra** grew where she'd been The music was popping The crowd had formed a ring Her sisters yelled, boogie, Bertha Do your thing Oh, for your information Bertha had three sisters Betty bu*t, Bella bu*t And Bathsheba bu*t When Bertha bu*t did her goodie She started the Bertha bu*t Boogie I said no question Bum bum bumadum... Hey Leroy, get away from that woman That boy'll never learn Uh oh, here comes the troglodyte Come here, sock it to me Bertha stood back and yelled Betty, Bella, Bathsheba And the bu*t sisters backed her up When she yelled, I need you The troglodyte, Leroy, Luther And the bu*t sisters all knew That the Bertha bu*t Boogie Was now the thing to do When Bertha bu*t did her goodie She started the Bertha bu*t Boogie No question Bum bum bumadum... I'll sock it to you, daddy Me like, me like Come here, woman, woman Come on I'm calling you ma'am Yeah, the boogie