Sailor sets off upon a paper boat As he leaves the moonlit isle Flag raised, sail set, a compa** in his hand As he enters the ocean's gaze, wandering for days on end He's been stranded so long On King Charlatan's Island He's been stranded so gosh darn long On King Charlatan's Island Golden sun rises on a distant plane The waves gently stir Out of the view of King Charlatan's eye As he nears the abysmal edge Teetering on the ledge, oh no He's been stranded so long On King Charlatan's island He fell off of the ocean and then He landed on the island Someone save him from the island Or he'll be stranded 'til the end of time Dum dieah dah dah