[Verse 1] Where have you been? I've been worried sick I've licked clean the plates And inhaled the leftover cake It was in your fridge It wasn't safe Throw inhibition in my rations Away, away, away [Chorus] I eat my weight in the rarest steak Increase in size and grow limp inside You talk to me about self-control I lost that years ago When I first lost myself When there was no one left to hold [Verse 2] Something round and soft to take the edge off Something thick and cheesy and mean To live out obesity dreams It was just resting on your menu Someone had to buy it someday I abort my portion and shovel it away [Chorus] I eat my weight in the rarest steak Increase in size and grow limp inside You talk to me about self-control I lost that years ago When I first lost myself When there was no one left to hold [Bridge] When I carried her books in exchange for dirty looks When Bridget's blood trickled down and her body shook You talk to me about self-control I lost that years ago When I first lost myself When there was no one left to hold Where have you been? I've been replacing you Where have you been? Where have you been? Where have you been? Where have you been?