The Irish Rovers - Merry Bloody Xmas lyrics

I had a big night last night Drinking Molson Ex and on the way home I got T-Rex I woke up this morning Took 2 Sominex That wife and mine She's now my ex Well, I got myself evicted From my duplex Moved into a half-ton van, and then "X" Fresh full of beer My ole' dog Rex At least I got another wife She's now my ex Chorus: Merry Xmas to me The dog threw up all over the xmas tree They re-posessed My color TV Merry Xmas to me My car's off the road We're having D-fleX I said to myself, "Geesh what next" My wife dropped in For "Alimony Checks" So I threw her in the lake Now she's my, wet ex (Chorus) So I sat there drinking All my Molson Ex Shook in the empties My ole' dog Rex Stupid bloody mutt Stuck his head in the Moulinex You guessed it He's now my ex-Rex