The Irish Brigade - Kinky Boots lyrics

I drove my Sarcen through your garden last night I kicked your front door down around at midnight Something's telling me, boy, that your avoiding me And when I find you, you will run for your tea I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots I've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit When we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand For we are the British Army, and we're here to take your land My good friend Bertie, he's in the UDR Searching for weapons he will go near and far Up around by Cappagh, you'd never find him there The only gun he'll get there is an Armalite in his ear! I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots I've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit When we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand For we are the British Army, and we're here to take your land My good friend Trevor, he's in the RUC But now they've handed him his redundancy Folks along the border won't be seeing him any more That Provo sniper will be missing him for sure! I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots I've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit When we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand For we are the British Army, and we're here to take your land My good friend Nigel, he's in the SAS He says a change is just as good as arrest Now they've gone and posted him way down to Crossmaglen He wishes to blazes, he was back in jail again! I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots I've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit When we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand For we are the British Army, and we're here to take your land My good friend Sammy, he's in the DUP An upstanding member, as all the world can see I said, "Go up to Donegal, if you want to have some fun" He said, "I'll take a run there, if I have nothing on" I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots I've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit When we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand For we are the British Army, and we're here to take your land My good friend Johnny,he's left the UDA He said it'll fair the LDF anyday Calling all his friends,"Get ready for a fight" He's made an appointment to meet Billy Wright I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots I've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit When we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand For we are the British Army, and we're here to take your land