The Irf - Facebook Rap Battle lyrics

[Verse 1: Poser] I'm the real irfan mir, so what it do? You think I'm a hater, man look at you You constantly hating- always calling women b**hes If I were near you, i'd give you stitches Misogynism? man you think that's funny? I'mma to tell you another thing honey Change your attitude and change it fast Life's too short to be an a** [Verse 2: The Irf] What the hell is wrong with this prick? A brain? Nah its just wax 3 pounds of sh** True that fact! And i'mma spit fire and light this wick! I implore thee, begging you please You better stop and get down on yo knees Ending in the worst triage Heard me right You about to get f**ed, b*atch! You can claim to be me. In fact all power to you I want to know, what did you do? Hell vanilla ice wouldn't copy you More ar-ti-ficial than that e-z —cheese! You want to live by my name— go ahead be free But you don't know what the hell i've been through So let me tell you what your gettin' yourself into Yeah I lived in jokemos, but I'm poor as hell To get to cla**, I took coins from a wishing well Yeah truth be told i've stolen from charity before I've taken from many, but that's what you do when your poor To make ends meet?... psssh just to stay alive Living is living even if its a life a crime I got everything taken from me and ain't got nothing more And I can't get sh** from the feds Cuz on taxes she'll claim me 'til I dead Not that I want it, but it'll be handy We both want them to stay away from me My bloody mother hasn't given anything but grief since I was six Torturing and beating me like a peace of sh** Look up all the times I didn't want to leave school or tried to run away The police drove me home but with her I didn't want to stay And speaking about a c*nt No, I ain't callin' her one But her behaviour that for sure Make you wanna be 6 feet under d**h can be better than the cards you get But ain't it about how they're played? Let me show you: Here's my hand, b**h! Don't interpret it how you will Here's exactly how I feel All this b**hes hating and holding me down This ain't my home, couldn't wait to leave this town I ain't hating I'm just spitting the truth People say I'm mean, you haven't seen me, Ruth Less is what I want in the world in regards of you I would like to call you a dick But you're acting like a b**h See what I did there Don't say it's not fair The phone? I call people by how they act Wouldn't say that to a chick if she didn't behave like that And what the hell is misogynism, you will all your fancy words Your acting like one of these b**h n***as from the 'burbs Why the hell you call me honey? I ain't flamin' like you But I'm on fire, cuz I want to be and do what I pursue Funny? You think I have time time to laugh I smile so much cuz I'm crazy— that's a fact All these dues I have to pay Attitude? You think I wanna be this way? f**ed up more than you on the weekend My life, take it. Ain't gonna lend I've lost jobs for being insane Speaking of which Only a stitch? What are you pre-med? I'll make you beg Me to hang you from a crane Yeah im violent I don't mind it Cuz I ain't acting. I ain't you I am who I am and I be who I be— truth! I'm warning you. You better stop your sh** Cuz i've had enough with your God damn fit It's the truth I must admit Poser, It's getting kinda old And forgive me if I'm being bold Keep spitting your lies, my truth is my fort If you keep on what you're doing It's your life that's going to be short