The Incomparable Shakespeare - Japan lyrics

[Intro: Dao Jones] Yeah, what's good yo? It's D-A-O, mang Wasabi? I ain't ever been to Japan, but I'm trying to go soon And it'll be like... [Verse 1: Dao Jones] Fresh off the plane, konnichiwa b**hes! I'm meetin' fly b**hes She don't understand when I'm speakin' my gibberish But her booty speaks english sh**'s speakin' to me It be poetry in motion when she freak to the beat Yeah, ladies love when I touch down Cause Dao willingly gives free stick like a bust down I'm tryna drop on some world-wide sh** Just so I can cop some absurd fly sh** Perform for people that don't know my words like, "b**h," "when I come around, you better learn my sh**!" We be pushin' that slick sh** Me and my Tribe with the "whoopish, whoopish pish" Award tour with my mellow my man We travelin' the whole globe, I'mma see hella land [Hook] [Verse 2: Shakespeare] I'm in the Orient, you see the audience The Japanese, Chinese and the Koreans They adore me man, singin' my choruses See I'm k**in it now, Dr. Kevorkian I'm such a showboat, in my Polo Tryna scoop a pretty young thing in a Kimono She says, "Konnichiwa." Nice to meet you, ma Order two litchi martinis from the tiki bar Just the escapades of a TV star Don't know when I'll see you again, so set your DVR To BET, to MTV So no matter where I'm at, you'll be seeing me But for now farewell and peace, miss But your lingerie's hard to resist Fly like a G-6, like the far east is But I gotta catch my plane back east, kid [Hook] [Bridge: Dao Jones] Show me a place in the world where nature hasn't been run to the Ground, ground, ground I got a lot of life to live and gotta see a bunch of places before I think to settle Down, down, down Ladies, I love you but that's also the reason why I stay single and play the field and mess a- Round, round round Maybe one day I'll find a wife and a kid but for now, I'm really tryna be known as the Dao, Dao, Dao [Verse 3: Dao Jones] I'm back at it, vocal and rap magic Over the Atlantic, I'm goin' and back-packin' Asthmatic from flowin' these rap patterns Give me time, cause soon I'mma go where the maps haven't Different galaxies out the solar system and back in All because I became the dopest at rap trackin' And everyone'll know that D's the man But before I do all that, I gotta see Japan, so [Hook]