The Hungry Hungry Hypocrites - My Hamster Had Rigor Mortis lyrics

I'll give all i have to give And you can drain me like a sieve And i'll betray this feeling in my gut Because i know nothing of modern romance But i can play a victim of circumstance If you can promise that i will make the cut I find it hard to be sincere When you can't even look me in the eye I've got to be where my head is clear And if lip service is all we have Then this might be goodbye And as we dance this crooked waltz I'll find my words are ringing false The things i thought i could honestly confess Because when you say anything i'll raise a smile But inside my head i'll be choking on bile So i'm sure you'll pardon me if i digress I find it hard to be sincere When you can't even look me in the eye I've got to be where my head is clear And if lip service is all we have Then this might be goodbye We can glaze the truth with a glistening sheen Of love and s** and what's in between But paint cannot hide a crumbling façade So i guess it's me and my orthodoxy If you've found yourself a suitable proxy Some other boy to face the firing squad I find it hard to be sincere When you can't even look me in the eye I've got to be where my head is clear And if lip service is all we have Then this might be goodbye