She walked right up to the bar, And turned every head in the place, A bright evening star, With a shy little smile on her angelic face, The lingering smell of her perfume, My mouth opened, drool on my lip, 'Cause this, my friends, I know, is not very hip. [chorus] But I was sh**faced, Yeah, I was sh**faced, Must have been sh**faced, You'd think I'd learn my lesson, But every now and then I just get sh**faced. This should have been my lucky night, And this was my heaven-sent chance, I'd play my cards right, And whisk her away in a wind of romance, The terribile sound of her laughter, Still rings in my head to this day, 'Cause " " was all I could say.