The Hormonauts - Get Off The Wagon lyrics

Well I did myself some thinkin' And I gave up all the drinkin', And threw my cigarettes in the trash, Thought I'd live a little longer prob'ly get a little stronger, Even save myself a little cash, Now my friends they started snorin', I guess I'm getting' borin', My girl-friends keep walkin' out on me, There' s this voice keeps on naggin' -get off the wagon, Get back how you used to be! [chorus] Get off the wagon! You're young boy, you ain't getting' old, Get off the wagon and stop doin' what you're told. If the truth be told, I was a lively little soul, Even socialisin' without the aid of booze, But when it carne to meetin' women, My head would start a-spinnin', And l' d wind up starin' at my shoes, So let the angels kiss my a**, L' m gonna lift up my gla**, And welcome my good ol' self back, If you give me enough rope, Im gonna wind up smokin' dope, Droppin' acid, snortin' coke and smokin' crack! [chorus] As I lift up my flask I can hear y' all ash, Ain't ya worried 'bout the damage boozin' does? When my liver starts complainin' And my heart it starts a-strainin', I'll find myself some gas that I can buzz! Guess I'll turn over a page when I reach my old age, Provided I actually get there, I'll get on the wagon when my chest starts a-saggin', And I lose all my teeth and my hair! [chorus x2]