I see a girl walkin’ down the street Lookin’ like she can’t be beat She turns around and she’s so light on her feet But when she smiled she had no teeth When she smiled she had no teeth No teeth, no teeth When she smiled she had no teeth She went to the dentist just the other day He gave her too much x-ray Her teeth fell out and her boyfriend jumped back He almost had himself a heart attack When she smiled she had no teeth No teeth, no teeth When she smiled she had no teeth When she smiled she had no teeth No teeth man, no teeth man, man no teeth The dentist said “Wont you be a good sport?†She said “No doc, I’ll see you in court You ruined my life, you made me a disgrace And now I got no teeth in my face!†When she smiled she had no teeth No teeth, no teeth When she smiled she had no teeth When she smiled she had no teeth No teeth, no teeth When she smiled she had no teeth When she smiled she had no teeth