If they ask about Charlemagne Be polite and say something vague Like another lover lost to the restaurant raids And if they ask why we left in the first place Say we were young and we were so in love And I guess we just needed space We heard about this place they called the United States And we found out Virginia really is for the lovers Philly is full of friendly friends that will love you like a brother Pensacola parties hard with poppers, pills and Pepsi Ybor City is très speedy, but they throw such k**er parties k**er parties almost k**ed me k**er parties almost k**ed me And if she says we partied then I'm pretty sure we partied I really don't remember I remember we departed from our bodies We woke up in Ybor City And if she says we partied then I'm pretty sure we partied I really don't remember I remember we departed from our bodies We woke up in Ybor City If she says we partied then I'm pretty sure we partied I really don't remember I remember we departed from our bodies And we woke up in Ybor City