The Hitman Blues Band - Fine Piece of Merchandise lyrics

Well it don't seem fair, And it don't seem right You've been lookin' 'round And I'm in plain sight I'm a fine piece of merchandise Don't you wait too long I'm a fine piece of merchandise Get me before I'm gone Well I'm not too fat And I'm not too thin And I'm very convenient I just plug right in I'm a fine piece of merchandise Don't you wait too long I'm a fine piece of merchandise Get me before I'm gone I don't drink too much I don't curse and shout I bring money in And take the garbage out I'm a fine piece of merchandise Don't you wait too long I'm a fine piece of merchandise Get me before I'm gone Your mama won't bug me When she comes around And I leave the seat In the bathroom down I'm a fine piece of merchandise Don't you wait too long I'm a fine piece of merchandise Get me before I'm gone My head and hips Are built for fun And I know just how To make your motor run I'm a fine piece of merchandise Don't you wait too long I'm a fine piece of merchandise Get me before I'm gone Spoken: This is a limited time offer - you don't find guys like me Walkin' the street every day - (mumbled) we usually walk at night Hey! Come back here! You'll regret it! There are people waitin' in line for me! (mumbled) ...And if any of them catch me, I'm in trouble...