Why must you pick on me? Have you no sympathy? I'm just trying to get to school I lack popularity, no friends to ride with me So I'm alone in the car pool (lane) When I saw those flashing lights When I heard you read my rights I knew this wasn't gonna be my day... So, Officer please don't ticket me My violation doesn't deserve a citation Please, I won't bother you so don't bother me "Sorry son but that's what I've got to do." I'm tired of these stupid rules I've got to waste my day at traffic school And on top of that I've got to pay a fine The CHP likes to pick on me They've got no sympathy They're nothing but fat red neck swine (Chorus)