The Hillywood Show - Sherlock Parody lyrics

[SHERLOCK] Hey, John, can we go crime solving? [Chorus] What, what, what, what… [many times] Bada, badada, badada, bada…[x9] I'm gonna solve a case Only got John Watson as my partner I – I – I'm hunting, looking for a come-up This is bloody awesome [SHERLOCK] Nah, walk up to the scene like, “What up? I got a big coat!” I'm so pumped about murders, I'm Sherlock Dirt on the ring, she must have been naughty Lestrade be like [LESTRADE] “Damn! That's a cold dead body!” [SHERLOCK] Rollin' with a suitcase too, solved it like a piece of cake Dressed in all pink, the k**er made a big mistake Draped in a white sheet, John sittin' next to me Probably should'a washed this… [JOHN] “You wearing any pants?” [SHERLOCK] “No.” (Ding) But sh**, I didn't wanna get dressed! Typin' it, bloggin' it, Watson givin' me some compliments Examinin' those sneakers someone else's been walkin' in Body in the mortuary, I'm whipping' and floggin' it The name is Sherlock Homes Address 221B Baker Street I am gonna take the fall, I am gonna take the fall No for real – stay where you are – Goodbye John… [JOHN] “Sherlock!” [SHERLOCK] Lazy silk robe and no house slippers 9 millimeter hand gun that I found diggin' He had a pair of gla**es, I stole his pair of gla**es I stole some eyeliner, then I drew a mustache Hello, hello, my ace man, my Mello John ain't happy ‘bout my resurrection, hell no I could take some Pro Wings, search them good, Bingo Moriarty be like [MORIARTY] “Aw, he solved the Velcros…” [Chorus x2] I'm gonna solve a case Only got John Watson as my partner I – I – I'm hunting, looking for a come-up This is bloody awesome [SHERLOCK] Whatcha know about rockin' some curls on your noggin? What you knowin' about wearin' a deerstalker? I'm digging, I'm digging I'm searching for pink luggage One man's trash, that's another man's come up There's the woman who's seductive She's naked and defrocked Stole her phone, the code was SHERLOCKED I'm at the flat, you can find me at (Baker Street) Any, any client, I'm accepting at (Baker Street) Your hubby, your aunty, your grandpa, your bunny I took The Bloody Guardsman Case, second-hand, solved it in my Mind Palace The Hollow Client that was solved in my Mind Palace Serial k**ers, Oh its Christmas in my Mind Palace They be like [MYCROFT] “Oh, my brother's a psychopath.” [SHERLOCK] I'm like, “Yo – a high functioning sociopath.” Limited edition, let's do some simple deduction The Van Buren Supernova – that painting is a fake, b**h [JOHN] Damn! [SHERLOCK] I call that getting swindled and tricked [JOHN] Damn! [SHERLOCK] I call that the science of deduction That club was hella dough But searching for a clue while intoxicated in this room is a hella don't Think hard, let's play a game – a game of murder Tryin to wake me from my d** and you hella won't Man you hella won't [JOHN] “Sherlock…cluin' for looks…yeah!” [Chorus] I'm gonna solve a case Only got John Watson as my partner I – I – I'm hunting, looking for a come-up This is bloody awesome [BRIDGE] You know the game is on I look incredible I'm in this big a** coat From that Flat 221B You know the game is on [JOHN] “Damn right!” [BRIDGE] I look incredible [JOHN] “Ah, come on man!” [BRIDGE] I'm in this big a** coat [JOHN] “Big a** coat!” [BRIDGE] From that flat 221B [JOHN] “Let's go!” [Chorus x3] I'm gonna solve a case Only got John Watson as my partner I – I – I'm hunting, looking for a come-up This is bloody awesome [MORIARTY] “Miss me?”