The Hillbilly Moon Explosion - Johnny are you gay? lyrics

Is she really going out with him? I dunno! Hey, there she is. Let's go ask her! Hey Gina! Is that Johnny's ring you're wearing? Uh-huh! Are you guys, like, hanging out? Uh-huh! I mean are you like, serious, I mean, doin' stuff? Uh-uh Has he ever tried? Uh-uh What's his problem!? Johnny, are you gay? You're so good looking But something's in the way When I look in your eyes Oh, Johnny you mean so much to me I've waited so long for you to set me free And so I ask myself each day Johnny, are you gay? You've got a real cool shirt, yeah It's tight black satin Not like the other guys, no They all wear plaid and corduroy I really like your style Need you to be my boy So I ask myself each day Johnny, are you gay? Shopping malls and station wagons Ain't a lot for a girl like me My ma was a naggy parent So Johnny, won't you set me free Take a look into my eyes, there's lots of love for you Tell me now, is it wrong To want to get more from you? Johnny, are you gay? I didn't see you at the ballgame I heard you gone shopping Just you and Jasper Morgan All I want is to be close to you C'mon, give it a try, I know you'll like it too And so I ask myself each day... Johnny, are you gay? I saw you dancin' techno The way you move to the beat It just ain't natural Oh, Johnny, you mean so much to me I've waited so long for you to set me free And so I ask myself each day Johnny, are you gay?