Arrived by train in the south of France Booked to play a gig at a rock'n'roll dance The French Dolly Parton in a stretch limousine Came to pick us up at the station of Nimes So it's a hey hey - watch your step now Hey hey - beware how you tread Hey hey - don't you know It's the night, the night of the living ted Those fine French ladies were a wonderful sight We brought the house down that night It was teddy boy flick knife rock'n'roll Straight outta Wales out on parole So it's a hey hey - watch your step now Hey hey - beware how you tread Hey hey - don't you know It's the night, the night of the living ted From the planet of the drapes they rose from the graves Beer throwing hell raising out for a rave They drug down Cavan and left him for dead On that night, the night of the living ted So it's a hey hey - watch your step now Hey hey - beware how you tread Hey hey - don't you know It's the night, the night of the living ted [x2]